GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that forward went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book. And th